Ben Simmons Just Splashed A Three, It's Over For You Cowards
I have waited for this day for so long. I sat in solitude as the rest of the league talked shit, especially those fucksticks from Boston. SHooT a ThREe YoU cowARd! Well, be careful what you wish for you insufferable chowder chuggers. I don't give a fuck if it's only preseason. If you want to wait to accept your fate, that's cool. We're about to unleash a world of hurt on you this season. Have fun with Enes Kanter though!